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Toccata and Fugue on Guitar: Bach Wrote the Original Horror Movie Riff, So I Turned It Into a Picking Workout

Nearly 300 years dead, and Johann Sebastian is still out here executing picking hands.

Johann Sebastian Bach has been dead since 1750, and he can still make your picking hand file for early retirement. The Toccata and Fugue in D minor is the sound of every haunted house, every silent-movie villain, and every dramatic organ entrance ever committed to tape — and Bach wrote it before electricity, distortion, or the concept of "shredding" existed. Rude, honestly.

This 28-second clip is my attempt to drag that Baroque monster onto a six-string. It takes the famous descending theme and reworks it into a neoclassical lick built on alternate picking and string skipping — the exact kind of thing Yngwie Malmsteen has been doing to Bach for decades, except I only had 28 seconds and considerably less hairspray.

How this Toccata and Fugue lick works

The whole thing lives in D minor, and the moment you add that raised seventh (the C#) you're in harmonic minor territory — which is exactly why it sounds so gloriously villainous. The technical trick is that the notes don't sit politely next to each other: they leap over a string, so instead of raking through everything you have to skip. That forces you into strict alternate picking (down-up-down-up, no cheating) while your idle strings stay dead silent.

Here's the useful takeaway: practise this at half the speed you think you need, and let your palm and your fretting-hand fingers mute the string you're jumping over. Ninety percent of "my string skipping sounds messy" is not a speed problem — it's an open string ringing out and snitching on you. Clean first, fast later.

Play it slowly enough and you'll sound like a Baroque genius; play it too fast and you'll sound like a Baroque genius falling down the stairs. Ask me how I know. Want the tab and the Guitar Pro file so you can slow it down yourself? Grab it over on my Patreon.